Weather with
personality

No sugarcoating. No boring forecasts. Just brutally honest weather updates with a side of sass.

Coming soon to iOS and Android

72°
Clear
“Perfect weather to touch grass”

Pick your sass level

From family-friendly quips to unfiltered chaos. You control how real we get.

AI-powered roasts

Every forecast is uniquely generated to match your vibe and the weather.

What to actually wear

Get outfit suggestions that make sense. No more overdressing or freezing.

Beautiful & minimal

Clean design that gets out of your way. Just the info you need.

Real talk examples

98°
Satan's armpit weather
Stay inside unless you enjoy suffering
32°
Freezing your ass off
Layer up or become a popsicle
72°
Chef's kiss weather
Actually go outside for once
55°
Hoodie season activated
The perfect excuse for cozy vibes

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doesn't bore you?

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